that song chases me around, you can guarantee if i put on the radio or a music channel i get the line "you scumbag you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot" so I've switched from virgin to radio 2 because i don't agree with radio stations insulting me.

also the housemate has "the greatest christmas album of all time" on repeat, I'm almost at the point of not being responsible for my own actions, simply having a wonderful christmas time will probably cause a genocidal streak involving a petrol operated tree cutting implement and a very popular garden store, so i can have a texas chain saw massacre, snicker.