My kingdom for a bazooka!

*flops to the floor* I need a hug. But first, a word from our sponsors:

Dear Uni Network People.

I hope you die a horrible, bloody death. And I hope I will be there to a/ deliver it b/ laugh at you.

Thank you so much for screwing with my connection today. I am quite happy about missing a lecture I was looking forward to for weeks in order to finish an essay I have to hand in by 1 pm, coincidentally for the very same module. I am painfully aware that I had plenty of time to do it beforehand, just shut up, okay? I'm a student, okay? Procrastination is my middle name, for fuck's sake.

Fuck you.
No love,
Me.

PS. ( Sketchy McSketch )