Catholics so funny.

Warning: I talk religion. It might not be entirely kosher.
( This Theology Stuff )

Jokes quoted yesterday in class (by the priest):

An atheist dies and goes to Hell. Lucifer meets him at the door, offers a howdy, shows him around: "Here's the sauna area, hot springs to the right, drinks at the bar. If you get too hot, pools over there, right next to the skiing slopes." They continue the tour, until they reach a road by a thick glass wall. On the other side it's hell - people screaming, burning, starving, suffering all around.

The atheist blanches and stares at Lucifer questioningly. Satan shrugs. "Ah, don't worry about it. It's something the Christians came up with."

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An atheist dies and goes to Heaven. Gabriel meets him at the door, offers a howdy, shows him around. They pass a shimmering cloud. "Here're the Buddhists," Gabriel says. They pass a bountiful garden. "Here're the Muslims and the Jews and the Protestants." Finally they reach a massive wall. "And here are the Catholics," Gabriel says.

"Why are you whispering?" asks the atheist.

"We had to tell them they are alone here, else they'd refuse to show up."