Pretty, I want some.

You'd think it wouldn't be as obvious that bathing suits are designed by gay men. It is. It's bloody obvious that half of them were made by people who have never seen a breast, let alone a couple on someone's chest. Newsflash dear designers: next time you think your model looks like a woman, think whether you're likely to hit on her in a bar. If the answer is yes, google "woman" or "boobs" before starting work, because that way you will have an idea of how a woman looks like. You need it.

This post is brought to you by my frantic search for a two-piece 80E bathing suit that doesn't look like it was made with a grandmother in mind. I like browns and blacks as much as the next girl, but something cheerful is nice too.

Though even with all the drama I must report a success - I got me a very pretty two-piece, pale blue with brown and cream oval shapes and a matching cream sandals. <3 Good day, all in all. ^______^

I'll be AFK starting tomorrow until next Friday. :)