[fic] Simple Things 12

Title: Simple Things 12
Rating: 16
Pairings: 39, 58
Genre: horror
Warnings: cannibalism is discussed, vampirism is in effect
Summary: People want simple things. Sanzo wants his efforts recognised. Goku wants a home. Hakkai wants his friends to clean up after themselves. Gojyo wants beer.

Author notes: This fic is sponsored by Twilight, enabled by moshesque and eyesofshinigami, and also sister (gee_nekoi), for keeping Twilight and sparkly vampires in my head by talking about them. XD For the record, this fic is a sparkle-free zone.

Most of the vampire lore in this fic (extra row of fangs, hidden in the tissue above maxillary teeth, beheading, the fact that they are not technically dead) I stole from Supernatural.

( in which there is kissing and kinks )

Master Post :: Next Part

Painting TV

Note to self: you're not using as much carmine as you think you're using. Please take that into consideration.

I have started a painting. With paints and brushes and canvas! I know, I'm kinda shocked myself. It has many advantages over Photoshop painting, let me tell you. One of those is that you can turn the canvas any which way. Another that a natural texture is no problem whatsoever. :)

TV! Because gods know I have little else occupying my head (I'm talking to you, stupid vampire fic! STFU already!):

Mentalist finale was awesome. <3 This is such a great show, I'm so happy it's been renewed. :) I love Teresa and Patrick's relationship, they have such a bond, it's amazing to watch them interact. <3 I'm hoping the show won't make them a couple; Bones started boring me around the time they started playing up the Bones/Booth thing, among others.

I still don't have the first clue what's going on in Harper's Island. Yes, people are getting horribly murdered, we know! Get with the program, give us something beyond cute fisherman boyfriend and Bobby!

Hmmm... I'm pretty sure there was something I wanted to rant about... Ah yes. This may be old news to anyone in the SPN fandom, but god forbid you mention to some authors that angels =/= humans. Their brains don't work like human, they don't react human, they have different priorities, no matter how many "human" traits their display.