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Feb. 10th, 2008 08:12 pm
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So today I renew my LJ subscription, + the extra user pics and I think it's time to acquire some icons. I start with deleting those I'm bored with. Deleted roughly twenty out of the 100+ I used to have. I planned on deleting most if not all.

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I picked up Death Note manga recently, it's quite amusing. And psychotic. XD


“So his supreme assholness actually yelled at Goku for talking to him and pretends the whole thing never happened.”

“Yes.” Hakkai carefully adjusted the page in the copier and closed the lid.

“After half the school,” ten people, in fact, but Gojyo wasn’t afraid of the dramatic effect, “saw him make out with the monkey on the couch.”

“Yes.” Hakkai pressed the button and the machine started spitting out pages, each accompanied by a resounding “ka-ching”.

“And the rest got crappy pictures or videos delivered to their mobiles.”

“That’s about the size of it.”

“Despite the fact that Sanzo’s only living relative has been known to be looking for a nice boy to tame his blond bitchines.”

“Uh-huh.”

“He’s still yelling at Goku for making him look, and I quote, like a fag.”

“That’s Sanzo for you.”

“I honestly have no idea what the monkey sees in him.”

Hakkai turned his head and stared at Gojyo, considering. “He is, despite what his ambience might suggest, really good in bed.”

“How the hell would you know?”

“I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.”

“Figures.” Gojyo sighed and scratched his head. “Are you done here?”

Hakkai collected his pages, the original, and stuck the whole folder into his backpack. “We have a free period tomorrow morning, right?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Just checking.”

Gojyo would generally protest getting up earlier when he didn’t have to, but he’d learned that when Hakkai wanted something done it’d better be done. So the Thursday morning found him bright an early in front of the school gates, greeting Hakkai, who handed him a handful of copies and a roll of tape.

“We don’t have much time, and it’d be better if we weren’t seen by anyone.”

“What’s this?”

“Newsflash.”

Gojyo flipped the page on top of the stack and stared. Only Hakkai’s hand stopped the guffaw. “Remind me never to piss you off.”

“I shall. Now let’s get started.”

xxx

Sanzo was in a foul mood. Had been ever since the party started on Friday. There was a brief period of alcohol-induced indifference, which he rather enjoyed, and then reality intervened again. The main notice board, the student notice board and any flat surface on eye-level did little to alleviate his ire.

Quite the opposite in fact.


Date: 2008-04-15 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silver-677.livejournal.com
“Despite the fact that Sanzo’s only living relative has been known to be looking for a nice boy to tame his blond bitchines.”

I love this line.

Date: 2008-04-15 10:24 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] keire-ke.livejournal.com
:D I figure Koumyou, were he alive, he'd be on top of Sanzo's game. And. he'd see it coming from the moment Sanzo started having a sexuality. *grins*

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