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keire_keI'm tired. Can't be bothered to lj-cut these according to pairing, so am posting them in chronological order, pairing and prompt under the cut. I cheated with one, it's 150 words. XD
I sleep now. -_____-
title: Milestone
prompt: 58, "are you sure about that?"
“Are you sure about that?” Gojyo asks, for the fifteenth time.
“Yes, I am.” Hakkai is the picture of resolution.
“’Cause this is big. This is a huge thing, you know that.”
“I am aware, yes.”
“You say so, but…”
“What was that?”
“Nothing!”
“I thought as much. Well?”
“Well what?”
“Are we going to do it, or not?”
“Alright, alright.” Gojyo casts a last look at the pile. “Fire away.” Hakkai smiles and sets the porn on fire. Gojyo watches his magazines burn with a forlorn expression.
“I find anymore, and you’re sleeping on the couch,” Hakkai tells him.
title: TMI
prompt: Sanzo-ikkou, "You can't say that"
“Man, I wish you didn’t have such a great big stick up your ass,” Gojyo whined at Sanzo.
“What was that?”
“I’m just saying, just because you’re a ponce, doesn’t mean we all are. Some of us like being human, you know?”
“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”
“Would it kill you if someone had some sex, with a girl? You are called queers for a reason. Reproducing is good. And mostly fun, not that you’d know.”
Luckily for Gojyo’s wellbeing Hakkai stepped in. “Sanzo, calm down. And Gojyo, you should really watch your tongue,” he said, looking at Goku. “Some things are not meant for children’s ears.”
“Yeah, hearing that Gojyo wants to produce babies would scare any kid,” Goku agreed, nodding wisely. He skipped ahead, pausing only when he noticed the other three were no longer following, but staring at him with eyes opened wide. “What?”
title: For Research Purposes
prompt:Goku/Hazel, "it's not what I thought"
Goku fell asleep afterwards, snoring softly against Hazel’s shoulder. The boy was ridiculously warm and soft.
Hazel would definitely not preserve the taste of his mouth any longer than necessary.
Curse his penchant for scientific approach! Maybe sleeping with Goku was not the best idea to test his limiter. Aside from the obvious potential danger, there was the morning after, and the inevitable need to explain to Sanzo-han what exactly had he been doing in the boy’s room.
Perhaps next time he ought to ask Gat to do it, while he took notes, and then disappear into the night.
Perhaps.
title: Balancing Act
prompt: Sanzo/Goku/Hazel, "so far so good"
Goku looked haggard these days. He’d curl up in the jeep, often with his head in Gojyo’s lap, blinking wearily at any demon attack. Sanzo pretended he didn’t hear Hakkai’s awkward questions. He knew the reason why Goku got no sleep. Moderating the affairs between himself and Hazel was not easy. It became apparent after the first heartfelt murder attempt that it was best if the monkey was in the middle, keeping Sanzo and Hazel apart. The position required him to stay awake until they both fell asleep.
Sanzo’d be damned if he let go of the monkey before Hazel.
title: No Endings
prompt: 58, "take me somewhere nice"
So there they were, the two of them, standing in the middle of the road, watching Sanzo’s (Mr “I don’t want to see your damn faces for the foreseeable future, Goku move your ass, we’re going now”) disappearing back. Hakkai tickled Hakuryuu’s chin and smiled.
“I guess we’ll have to entertain ourselves for the foreseeable future,” Hakkai said.
“Yeah. Let’s start with dinner.”
“Sounds splendid. What did you have in mind?”
“There’s the bar in town, they used to have good chow-”
“I’d rather go someplace nice,” Hakkai said firmly.
Gojyo, once the shock wore off, grinned. “You’ve got it.”
title: Trying
prompt: 39, "something in the way"
notes: post Reload #7
Sanzo was angry. He wanted, for the first time in his life, to spend some time alone with Goku, but no.
“I reckon this rote would be safest,” Hakkai was saying tracing a line on the humongous map spread on the table.
“Whatever.” Sanzo stabbed out his cigarette and got up.
“Oi, monk. Look what I found in the bar.” The kappa was brandishing a bottle of expensive whiskey like a deadly weapon.
“Not interested.”
“Sit. Drink. Be merry,” Gojyo sing-songed, pushing him backwards. Despite the sing-song, there was steel in his voice.
Sanzo wouldn’t be seeing Goku anytime soon.
title: Worth It
prompt: 39, "getting caught"
Later Goku will probably decide it was worth it, just to see the look on Gojyo’s face and to stop being coddled by Hakkai, but right now it’s pretty mortifying. Sanzo’s face, though comical, is also scary, because it’s panic, anger and denial, all of which means that Goku’s feelings will be hurt in less than fifteen seconds.
The thing is, Gojyo’s face is red and extremely funny as he points to Goku, who is naked and straddling Sanzo, also undressed, and so Goku rides out the pandemonium that follows, secure in the knowledge that they’ll get through this.
Eventually.
title: The Watching Business
prompt: 39, Buffyverse. Only it's more on the gen side.
“This is un-possible,” Buffy said. “This is wrong, totally and completely wrong!”
Oddly enough it was Giles who felt insulted. “Excuse me?”
“This!” Buffy gestured ebulliently at the pair, the golden-haired Watcher and his cute, golden-eyed Slayer. “He’s- he’s cool.”
“The fuck is that supposed to mean?” Sanzo asked, raising a brow.
“Look at him, he’s cool! He wears designer clothes, he is handsome! That’s not how the watching business goes, the Slayer is the cool, impeccably dressed one, the Watcher is the nerd!” Buffy drew a breath. “Why can’t you be young and handsome?” she asked Giles mournfully.
title: Taming
prompt: 39, "the touch of your hand"
Gojyo had a PhD in poker psychology, meaning he noticed shit. He watched the monk get angry, and frustrated and homicidal, watched him flail and fume. Then he’d notice the monkey extended his tiny paw and touch the perfect hand, or the edge of his white robe, or, in extreme cases the smooth, pale face, and that was when Gojyo would notice sudden cessation of anger. Sanzo would relax and soften, sit down and take a deep breath.
So Gojyo watched and wondered; if a touch of the monkey’s hand relaxed the monk so much, what would a kiss do?
title: Pot, Kettle, Lesson
prompt: 5+9, jealous!Sanzo
In retrospect Sanzo knew he should have been suspicious when Gojyo showed up to Goku’s lessons, declared that Hakkai had a cold and that he had instructions so that he shouldn’t worry his baldy head. The suspicion solidified when he noticed Gojyo’d left papers with Hakkai’s handwriting in his office.
When he threw the door to Goku’s room open and found the monkey engaged in a thorough liplock with the child-molesting pervert, that was when fur started flying, along with bullets and threats.
The irony of his accusations didn’t occur to Sanzo, until much later in the Goku-warmed night.
title: Pending Membership
prompt: Sanzo-ikkoku, "are we there yet?"
notes: post Reload #7
This must have been the oddest stretch of road Hakkai had ever driven. It went on for hours and yet no one thought about asking “are we there yet?” It might have been the scenery.
Of course, it might have something to do with the fact that everyone was still reeling from the sudden shift in the seating arrangement, what with Goku being allowed in the front seat and Gojyo kicking Sanzo for space in the back. It was for the best though. Goku had trouble looking at Sanzo, still, and Sanzo-
Sanzo had no speaking privileges at the moment.
title: Compensating Much?
prompt: 585, "dirty deeds done dirt cheap"
“We have to stop doing this.” Hakkai said.
“I’m comfortable,” Gojyo said, zipping up his pants.
“I hate to be the one to spoil the mood, but we have a perfectly good bed back home.”
“So what’s your point again?”
“My point is, we have a bed back home, bed, singular, and we keep having sex in bars. Bars, Gojyo.” Hakkai pinned his roommate with a level glare.
“Granted, it’s not always comfortable, but it adds a little excitement, wouldn’t you say?”
Hakkai pursed his lips. “I feel bad for your self-esteem, if you need to look for extra excitement.”
title: Coming Clean
prompt: 93, random place and "tell me that didn't just happen"
Sanzo was watching the ceiling. Not paying attention to the clean laundry against his back, the smell of it all around him, the feel of Goku pressing him deeper into the basket of Hakkai’s freshly washed sheets.
Goku groaned against his neck as he came inside him. Sanzo watched the monkey’s expression of intense concentration melt away into bliss, and gave in to orgasm as well. They stayed tangled together, catching their breaths, until finally Sanzo looked up and into the sleepy golden eyes.
“That did not just happen,” he demanded of the monkey, despite the evidence to the contrary.
I sleep now. -_____-
title: Milestone
prompt: 58, "are you sure about that?"
“Are you sure about that?” Gojyo asks, for the fifteenth time.
“Yes, I am.” Hakkai is the picture of resolution.
“’Cause this is big. This is a huge thing, you know that.”
“I am aware, yes.”
“You say so, but…”
“What was that?”
“Nothing!”
“I thought as much. Well?”
“Well what?”
“Are we going to do it, or not?”
“Alright, alright.” Gojyo casts a last look at the pile. “Fire away.” Hakkai smiles and sets the porn on fire. Gojyo watches his magazines burn with a forlorn expression.
“I find anymore, and you’re sleeping on the couch,” Hakkai tells him.
title: TMI
prompt: Sanzo-ikkou, "You can't say that"
“Man, I wish you didn’t have such a great big stick up your ass,” Gojyo whined at Sanzo.
“What was that?”
“I’m just saying, just because you’re a ponce, doesn’t mean we all are. Some of us like being human, you know?”
“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”
“Would it kill you if someone had some sex, with a girl? You are called queers for a reason. Reproducing is good. And mostly fun, not that you’d know.”
Luckily for Gojyo’s wellbeing Hakkai stepped in. “Sanzo, calm down. And Gojyo, you should really watch your tongue,” he said, looking at Goku. “Some things are not meant for children’s ears.”
“Yeah, hearing that Gojyo wants to produce babies would scare any kid,” Goku agreed, nodding wisely. He skipped ahead, pausing only when he noticed the other three were no longer following, but staring at him with eyes opened wide. “What?”
title: For Research Purposes
prompt:Goku/Hazel, "it's not what I thought"
Goku fell asleep afterwards, snoring softly against Hazel’s shoulder. The boy was ridiculously warm and soft.
Hazel would definitely not preserve the taste of his mouth any longer than necessary.
Curse his penchant for scientific approach! Maybe sleeping with Goku was not the best idea to test his limiter. Aside from the obvious potential danger, there was the morning after, and the inevitable need to explain to Sanzo-han what exactly had he been doing in the boy’s room.
Perhaps next time he ought to ask Gat to do it, while he took notes, and then disappear into the night.
Perhaps.
title: Balancing Act
prompt: Sanzo/Goku/Hazel, "so far so good"
Goku looked haggard these days. He’d curl up in the jeep, often with his head in Gojyo’s lap, blinking wearily at any demon attack. Sanzo pretended he didn’t hear Hakkai’s awkward questions. He knew the reason why Goku got no sleep. Moderating the affairs between himself and Hazel was not easy. It became apparent after the first heartfelt murder attempt that it was best if the monkey was in the middle, keeping Sanzo and Hazel apart. The position required him to stay awake until they both fell asleep.
Sanzo’d be damned if he let go of the monkey before Hazel.
title: No Endings
prompt: 58, "take me somewhere nice"
So there they were, the two of them, standing in the middle of the road, watching Sanzo’s (Mr “I don’t want to see your damn faces for the foreseeable future, Goku move your ass, we’re going now”) disappearing back. Hakkai tickled Hakuryuu’s chin and smiled.
“I guess we’ll have to entertain ourselves for the foreseeable future,” Hakkai said.
“Yeah. Let’s start with dinner.”
“Sounds splendid. What did you have in mind?”
“There’s the bar in town, they used to have good chow-”
“I’d rather go someplace nice,” Hakkai said firmly.
Gojyo, once the shock wore off, grinned. “You’ve got it.”
title: Trying
prompt: 39, "something in the way"
notes: post Reload #7
Sanzo was angry. He wanted, for the first time in his life, to spend some time alone with Goku, but no.
“I reckon this rote would be safest,” Hakkai was saying tracing a line on the humongous map spread on the table.
“Whatever.” Sanzo stabbed out his cigarette and got up.
“Oi, monk. Look what I found in the bar.” The kappa was brandishing a bottle of expensive whiskey like a deadly weapon.
“Not interested.”
“Sit. Drink. Be merry,” Gojyo sing-songed, pushing him backwards. Despite the sing-song, there was steel in his voice.
Sanzo wouldn’t be seeing Goku anytime soon.
title: Worth It
prompt: 39, "getting caught"
Later Goku will probably decide it was worth it, just to see the look on Gojyo’s face and to stop being coddled by Hakkai, but right now it’s pretty mortifying. Sanzo’s face, though comical, is also scary, because it’s panic, anger and denial, all of which means that Goku’s feelings will be hurt in less than fifteen seconds.
The thing is, Gojyo’s face is red and extremely funny as he points to Goku, who is naked and straddling Sanzo, also undressed, and so Goku rides out the pandemonium that follows, secure in the knowledge that they’ll get through this.
Eventually.
title: The Watching Business
prompt: 39, Buffyverse. Only it's more on the gen side.
“This is un-possible,” Buffy said. “This is wrong, totally and completely wrong!”
Oddly enough it was Giles who felt insulted. “Excuse me?”
“This!” Buffy gestured ebulliently at the pair, the golden-haired Watcher and his cute, golden-eyed Slayer. “He’s- he’s cool.”
“The fuck is that supposed to mean?” Sanzo asked, raising a brow.
“Look at him, he’s cool! He wears designer clothes, he is handsome! That’s not how the watching business goes, the Slayer is the cool, impeccably dressed one, the Watcher is the nerd!” Buffy drew a breath. “Why can’t you be young and handsome?” she asked Giles mournfully.
title: Taming
prompt: 39, "the touch of your hand"
Gojyo had a PhD in poker psychology, meaning he noticed shit. He watched the monk get angry, and frustrated and homicidal, watched him flail and fume. Then he’d notice the monkey extended his tiny paw and touch the perfect hand, or the edge of his white robe, or, in extreme cases the smooth, pale face, and that was when Gojyo would notice sudden cessation of anger. Sanzo would relax and soften, sit down and take a deep breath.
So Gojyo watched and wondered; if a touch of the monkey’s hand relaxed the monk so much, what would a kiss do?
title: Pot, Kettle, Lesson
prompt: 5+9, jealous!Sanzo
In retrospect Sanzo knew he should have been suspicious when Gojyo showed up to Goku’s lessons, declared that Hakkai had a cold and that he had instructions so that he shouldn’t worry his baldy head. The suspicion solidified when he noticed Gojyo’d left papers with Hakkai’s handwriting in his office.
When he threw the door to Goku’s room open and found the monkey engaged in a thorough liplock with the child-molesting pervert, that was when fur started flying, along with bullets and threats.
The irony of his accusations didn’t occur to Sanzo, until much later in the Goku-warmed night.
title: Pending Membership
prompt: Sanzo-ikkoku, "are we there yet?"
notes: post Reload #7
This must have been the oddest stretch of road Hakkai had ever driven. It went on for hours and yet no one thought about asking “are we there yet?” It might have been the scenery.
Of course, it might have something to do with the fact that everyone was still reeling from the sudden shift in the seating arrangement, what with Goku being allowed in the front seat and Gojyo kicking Sanzo for space in the back. It was for the best though. Goku had trouble looking at Sanzo, still, and Sanzo-
Sanzo had no speaking privileges at the moment.
title: Compensating Much?
prompt: 585, "dirty deeds done dirt cheap"
“We have to stop doing this.” Hakkai said.
“I’m comfortable,” Gojyo said, zipping up his pants.
“I hate to be the one to spoil the mood, but we have a perfectly good bed back home.”
“So what’s your point again?”
“My point is, we have a bed back home, bed, singular, and we keep having sex in bars. Bars, Gojyo.” Hakkai pinned his roommate with a level glare.
“Granted, it’s not always comfortable, but it adds a little excitement, wouldn’t you say?”
Hakkai pursed his lips. “I feel bad for your self-esteem, if you need to look for extra excitement.”
title: Coming Clean
prompt: 93, random place and "tell me that didn't just happen"
Sanzo was watching the ceiling. Not paying attention to the clean laundry against his back, the smell of it all around him, the feel of Goku pressing him deeper into the basket of Hakkai’s freshly washed sheets.
Goku groaned against his neck as he came inside him. Sanzo watched the monkey’s expression of intense concentration melt away into bliss, and gave in to orgasm as well. They stayed tangled together, catching their breaths, until finally Sanzo looked up and into the sleepy golden eyes.
“That did not just happen,” he demanded of the monkey, despite the evidence to the contrary.
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