Dear BBC: For Your Kind Consideration

So, I am trudging through the Sherlock kink meme (which could give the vanilla plant a run for its money in terms of being vanilla), so clearly thinking about Sherlock, and the process went thusly: Sherlock-cheekbones-evil-mmm, cheekbones-waaaait a gosh darned minute...

And so ( Cannot unsee! (it's a good thing, mind) )

In short: please, please, BBC, while you're being awesome?