Matrix Dialogue
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keire_keI wrote this once, for an English assingment. ^_^
Thump. Bang. Crash. A howl.
“Goddamn it!”
“What’s with him?” Morpheus asked tiredly. Trinity snickered.
“He keeps forgetting that he can’t fly outside the Matix.”
“Right. Now that has to end. Neo! Feel your head before you move, will you? Or I swear you’ll be cleaning the ship with your toothbrush!” A very disgruntled Neo appeared in the doorway. He was holding a bucket full of tools haphazardly thrown in.
“It’s not my fault everything is lying in the middle of the damn floor.”
“It wouldn’t, if you remembered that it was your turn to clean up.” Trinity smiled sweetly.
“Oh yeah? I just might, if I didn’t have to wash some clothes, which started to develop a personality cause someone has been shirking their turn with laundry.” Tank stalked over, not looking happy in the slightest.
“Take that back Wonder-Boy, or the next time you go into the Matrix you’ll get loaded in fluffy pink pyjamas. Besides it wasn’t my fault. There has been some minor confusion over kitchen duty.”
“We have a woman on board.” Morpheus muttered under his breath. Unfortunately for him, Trinity heard.
“Remind me of it next time when you carry me across a puddle.” She shot back. “I’m getting tired of you anyway. I’m going to fix the engine’s main gear hydraulics. The wiring of the ventilation system could use some work too.” With that she got up and left. Few minutes later a distinct sound of something being welded could be heard.
“I don’t know about you, but I have a feeling something is amiss here.” Tank said scratching his head.
“The only thing amiss here is the laundry duty list.” Neo countered.
“Hey! It had been securely nailed to the door until someone had a geographic misconception about the position of a wall.”
“It wouldn’t have happened if someone hadn’t missed their turn of pick the debris up!” Neo glanced at Morpheus accusingly. The discussion progressed.
Trinity sighed over the welder. ‘We need to get a maid.’ She thought.
Thump. Bang. Crash. A howl.
“Goddamn it!”
“What’s with him?” Morpheus asked tiredly. Trinity snickered.
“He keeps forgetting that he can’t fly outside the Matix.”
“Right. Now that has to end. Neo! Feel your head before you move, will you? Or I swear you’ll be cleaning the ship with your toothbrush!” A very disgruntled Neo appeared in the doorway. He was holding a bucket full of tools haphazardly thrown in.
“It’s not my fault everything is lying in the middle of the damn floor.”
“It wouldn’t, if you remembered that it was your turn to clean up.” Trinity smiled sweetly.
“Oh yeah? I just might, if I didn’t have to wash some clothes, which started to develop a personality cause someone has been shirking their turn with laundry.” Tank stalked over, not looking happy in the slightest.
“Take that back Wonder-Boy, or the next time you go into the Matrix you’ll get loaded in fluffy pink pyjamas. Besides it wasn’t my fault. There has been some minor confusion over kitchen duty.”
“We have a woman on board.” Morpheus muttered under his breath. Unfortunately for him, Trinity heard.
“Remind me of it next time when you carry me across a puddle.” She shot back. “I’m getting tired of you anyway. I’m going to fix the engine’s main gear hydraulics. The wiring of the ventilation system could use some work too.” With that she got up and left. Few minutes later a distinct sound of something being welded could be heard.
“I don’t know about you, but I have a feeling something is amiss here.” Tank said scratching his head.
“The only thing amiss here is the laundry duty list.” Neo countered.
“Hey! It had been securely nailed to the door until someone had a geographic misconception about the position of a wall.”
“It wouldn’t have happened if someone hadn’t missed their turn of pick the debris up!” Neo glanced at Morpheus accusingly. The discussion progressed.
Trinity sighed over the welder. ‘We need to get a maid.’ She thought.
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Date: 2004-01-04 09:53 pm (UTC)